Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in asumazilla's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
7:56 am	rwwwwrrr *Yawn* *splutter* Grwwrrrr. huh what? Times for sleeps. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008
9:50 am	Lorry carrying 12m bees overturns This needs a punchline better than the BBC's "Motorists on Canada's biggest highway ended up with a bee in their bonnet". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7482609.stm (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 28th, 2008
7:14 pm	Grrrawl Pandas everywhere, ooops. Zilla hiding. (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 4th, 2007
9:53 pm	How inconsiderate Of all the nerve, the local co-op burnt down today, at the same time as the next nearest shop is being refurbished. Now Mathew says that he will have to shop at Tesco or Asda and we will have to eat relatively healthy food and save a pile o’cash. I’m so angry I could crush an ape. Please no one tell Mathew I can speak English, he’ll try to talk to me about metal. Gwarrrr. Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: Me Me Me - Hanging Around (Comment on this)
Saturday, February 10th, 2007
1:03 am	Humour test The three variable Funny test (52% dark, 30% spontaneous, 15% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK Current Mood: accomplished (Comment on this)
Monday, January 15th, 2007
11:31 pm	Poll Grrrrrrr? Rawr Grrrr Gwrrrr Roarrr Growl Argh (1 Comment |Comment on this)
4:27 pm	rawr rawr (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 14th, 2007
5:07 pm	Grrrr Grrrrr (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
2:24 pm	Gwrrrrr Sleep good... big sleeps... HUNGRY. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 1st, 2005
7:45 pm	Crazy Japanese If you haven't ever used the internet before you might not know about the great website www.engrish.com. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
2:43 pm	Tsunami Before you ask the tsunami wasn't my fault ok? I was still playing with my Christmas presents. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
7:27 pm	Mathew Mathew is very busy these days so I have mostly been entertaining myself (and catching my own food too). He told me that he will finish school soon after the start of next year. He seems very old to still be there! Anyway Mathew is boring see this megatokyo zilla shirt clicky. Roar! (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 18th, 2004
1:24 pm	Low Profile I've been trying to keep a low profile since this happened. Current Mood: guilty (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, October 22nd, 2004
1:39 pm	Friends Today I went to visit Kyoto with Gamera and Gyaos, when we got there we pretended to have a huge battle between the three of us, which was really just an excuse to level much of the city to the ground as usual! Gyaos sank lots of the ships in Maizuru port by accident when he was trying to attack Gamera with his ultrasonic screech but he mistimed his attack because I hit him with a school bus as he dived. oops! ;) Afterwards we relaxed in the hot springs, before heading back to our homes (although they both flew back, while I had to walk - no fair!), what a good day we had, it was really good to catch up with my friends. Current Mood: rejuvenated Current Music: Rage Against The Machine---No Shelter (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 21st, 2004
6:10 pm	Crazy Japanese Inventions Now usb-Sushi is available... better than usb-Ducks or not... only you can decide! http://akiba.sorobangeeks.com/news_8786.html# Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
2:05 pm	Stomping Today the EvilBatTwins are attacking Manchester using Nuclear weapons, I being rather more traditional in my approach to destruction decided it would be fun to attack Tokyo. I really shouldn't have been bothered, all the really good damage I did was covered up, with the Japanese Goverment and media blaming a typhoon, which was actually just me sneezing from the dust caused by the destruction of a particulary untidy office block. Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Deeper Underground - Jamiroquai (1 Comment |Comment on this)